so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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