I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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