It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Can I color on your dick again?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
tell me about the eggs
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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