I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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