honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The convent might be a nice break from real life
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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