Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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