Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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