I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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