I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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