so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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