At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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