I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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