It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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