love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think I just sharted jello shots
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