Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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