its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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