Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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