1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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