Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You need Xanax blowdarts
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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