he shaved USA in his pubs
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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