Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I believe in your delicious
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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