ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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