so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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