Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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