remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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