You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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