Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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