I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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