Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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