Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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