I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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