Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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