I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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