Non-Jews are for practice
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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