U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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