I feel great
I just peed on a car
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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