do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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