Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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