it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
