I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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