this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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