i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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