Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Sorry my hands just texted you
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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