I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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