Apparently you make a good broom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
