what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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