I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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