I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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