giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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