Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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