Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
