u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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