I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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