he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He did a backflip because drugs
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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