I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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