dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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