Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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